May 2013
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Free Rap Names: - Lil Tissue Pac - Polite Jeff - Bjornicate Tigerbeach - Ms. Ladyprobz - Sneaky R.U.M.P. - Barbara!
My Mom's Voicemails Are the Best
“Hey Honey, it’s mom. I just got the new AARP with Michael J. Fox on the cover. Remember how when you were little you told everyone that he was your cousin? Some people actually believed you! I’ve always loved your imagination. That’s it. Ok, bye.”
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The Kyle Dunnigan Interview
(Originally published in the April 2013 issue of Savage Henry Magazine)
Kyle Dunnigan just taught Savage Henry how to avoid cooties…using math. This sage advice was dispensed via one of Dunnigan’s characters, Craig, who maintains dual residencies in both The Internet (Dunnigan’s YouTube Channel) and Reno (911!). Dunnigan’s work spans many mediums: stage, screen, web....
April 2013
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The Johnny Pemberton Interview
(Originally published in the March 2013 issue of Savage Henry Magazine)
Comedian and Actor Johnny Pemberton’s IMDb page tells, in incredible detail, that he is 5’ 9” and…wait for it…loves gardening. Ok, so maybe the IMDb bio leaves something to be desired. Fear not. We donned our ascots, poured a cup of the finest Earl Grey, and had a deliciously refined conversation...
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Foods in the Simpsons
Just when I was about to give up on the internet, I stumbled across The Simpsons Archive, an unattractive yet comprehensive catalogue of all things Simpsons. Nestled deep within the archive is a page entitled, “Foods in The Simpsons,” which contains short descriptions of every instance an edible substance appeared in the show. Here are some that brought me extra joy:
Homer sticks his...
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to-hell-with-heaven asked: wait, i dont get the volta thing
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What’s your favorite Mars Volta song? Mine is “Samplification Crisis on the Aisle Isle of Costcolian Surpluxis, Part Two.”
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March 2013
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Haste
“So, those are the basic details. Any ideas?”
“Because kids blow up so fast!” said Bill, realizing immediately that this would be his last day on the international landmine safety marketing team.
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The Improv
Tonight I’ll be taking the stage at the Pittsburgh Improv with my pals T-Robe, Aaron Kleiber, Ed Bailey, and Day Bracey. I’m relatively new to stand-up, so, at the beginning of the year, I made a goal of doing a set at the Improv, the premier comedy venue in the Pittsburgh area. It feels good to have hit this mark so early in the year. The only problem is, now I have to come up with a...
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André 3000 could read my grocery list and still sound cool as shit.
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February 2013
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The Hannibal Buress Interview →
I interviewed the hilarious and incredibly driven Hannibal Buress for NakYouOut.com. Here’s an excerpt:
Isaac Kozell: Did you watch the Oscars?
Hannibal Buress: No.
Isaac Kozell: You said it with such…like, “Who cares?”
Hannibal Buress: I do shows, man. I’m not gonna not do comedy to stay home and watch the Oscars. I mean, it’s cool and congrats to people that win. I saw several...
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“Saturday, shows at 8pm & 10pm. You will open with 10-15 minutes of material, 8pm show try to stay away from pussy/cock stuff, minimal fucks. 10pm, have fun.” - email I got from a booker
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Oh boy, a show!
If you happen find yourself in the greater Pittsburgh area this weekend, bring your human body and those of any other fine souls you may know to the Arcade Comedy Theater on Saturday night. I’ll be doing two standup sets (8p & 10p) that will both be followed by some kick-ass improv from Ruckus and Player One.
Details and tickets:
8p Show
10p Show
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