I scream, you scream, we all scream when we accidentally step on a dead bird.
The Moshe Kasher Interview
I interviewed Comedian, Writer and aspiring OBGYN, Moshe Kasher, for the Pittsburgh-based entertainment and culture site NakYouOut. Here’s an excerpt: Isaac Kozell: Your autobiography, Kasher In The Rye, was just released in March. What was the motivation to put your turbulent childhood into book form? Moshe Kasher: Someone once said that anything you can laugh at you will never be...
Here’s a list of names I always keep on my person, just in case Odd Future ever asks me to be a member and I have to come up with a pseudonym on the spot. - Palm Tree Jenkins - Musk Exodus - Chester Cheatya - Strawberry Bond - Larry - Gnome Chompsky
Watch Me Crank That Robocop
Some friends and I were listening - okay, dancing - to Soulja Boy’s Crank That when the line, “Watch me crank that Robocop,” caught my attention. “What do you think that means?” I said. “I think it’s when you stick a gun up a girl’s butt,” said my friend Jenn, with a believable confidence that ended the discussion immediately. Sure, it...
I just got new neighbors. They never turn off their porch light, have already broken the screen door from the hinges and look like they’re really into Bon Jovi and stealing copper wire.
Nothing says, “I think you’re super gross,” like bringing your own pillow to someone’s house.
I was doing time working a table at a career fair held by The Art Institute of Pittsburgh. Between the ebb and flow of apathetic students emerged a heavyset, cross-eyed young man who took an interest in my messy display of brochures and business cards. With headphones on, he would rifle through a few of the items on the table and then give me a sweet smile. Rifle and smile. Rifle and smile. I...