There’s a group of teenage girls crying outside of Forever 21 because Adam Levine bought all of the t-shirts.
The Best Chuck Norris Joke Yet
In an article entitled Is Obama Creating a Pro-Gay Boy Scouts of America?, Martial Artist, Texas Ranger and Total Gym Aficionado, Chuck Norris, “exposes” a link between the “Pro-Gay” Obama White House and National BSA Board Member, James Turley. Here are the real issues: The Boy Scouts of America does not allow gay scouts or leaders. James Turley said that he “will work...
Town of Sandusky decides to change name. Uses Wu-Tang Clan name generator. Mayor issues statement welcoming all to “Excitable Skeleton, Ohio.”
Howard Kremer is my summahtime hero. Fightin’ the good fight! - fuckyeahwhocharted: Watch this and then listen to Howard Kremer’s song “Take Your Back to School Sale and Shove it” from his brand new album Have a Summah available on HaveaSummah.com
Do teens give each other hickeys anymore or do they just go straight to becoming parents?
A First Time for Everything...or...Let's Wrassle
This week, I was asked to be a guest writer for The John Report’s weekly coverage of WWE’s Smackdown. Normally, Andrew Johnson - who happens to be one of the most supportive audience members I have ever performed for - writes the column. Andrew is a wrestling fan who knows his shit. Me? Well, I have never watched wrestling. But for some reason, when Andrew contacted me and asked if I...